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Hey, I read the Exile back when it was live. I mean 25 years ago. These fellers most definitely got up to some interesting sexytimes back in the (post) USSR.

But whatever, for a nepobaby, Taibbi actually deserves his success. And besides, whatever sins he's committed are already fully recompensed before the lord by his having to walk around with that head.

It's a very scary, ludicrous looking, so-shiny-it-blocks-out-the-sun head.

Long story short, every man alive is jealous of the sins and crimes and sexytimes of the exile's insane cast of crazyfolk.

And if they made it all up to bolster a false image of themselves as coolboys rather than their true egghead selves, well — that's just hilarious.

Either way, way to go Matt!

P.S. I did not read the article, watch the videos, follow the story, or believe in the existence or Matt, Lady Dove, me, you, substack, congress, or the laws of nature. All I know is that men are scum and women are gods. #BelieveAllWomenAmen

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